PitchRoast
AI startup advisor

Your startup idea, roasted — then sharpened.

Describe your idea, get a brutally honest AI score for free, then unlock sharper pitches, validation steps and a dimension-by-dimension breakdown — in 24 languages.

Before43/100

An app like Uber but for [X]. We'll disrupt the market and scale fast — huge TAM.

No problem, no wedge, no why-now, no proof. 'Uber for X' + 'huge TAM' is investor kryptonite.

After89/100

Dog-walkers lose 2h/day to scheduling. PupRoute auto-fills their day from nearby requests — 40 walkers in beta, €6k MRR, +30% MoM.

Real pain, sharp wedge, traction with numbers. You can actually see the business.

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How it works

  1. 01

    Describe your idea

    A few sentences: what it does, who it's for, and why now.

  2. 02

    Get your free score

    AI pressure-tests your idea and shows exactly where it's weak — in seconds.

  3. 03

    Unlock the playbook

    Sharper pitches, validation experiments and the hard questions to answer.

What's in your full pitch report

A brutally honest score

A 0–100 rating with the real reasons investors pass.

3 sharper pitches

One-line positioning that actually lands.

10 next moves

Concrete experiments to validate fast.

Dimension-by-dimension

Problem, wedge, market, moat, model — what's weak.

Frequently asked questions

What should I write?+

A few sentences: what your product does, who it's for, the problem, and why now. The more specific, the sharper the roast.

Is my idea kept private?+

Yes. Your text is processed in memory to generate your report and is never saved on our servers.

How much does it cost?+

Your score is completely free. The full report is a single one-time payment — no subscription, no account.

What languages can I get my report in?+

24 — choose your report language before you get your score.

Will you steal my idea?+

No. Nothing you submit is stored or shared — it's processed once to generate your report, then discarded.

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